18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout
Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]
View ArticleThe Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth
AKA "How Donald overcame adversity and wifed the biggest whore in town" AKA "YOU GOT CUCKED THE FUCK OUT!". SONG.
View ArticleTHE TRUTH ABOUT ITT TECH
A follow up with one of the recurring testimonial girls from the ITT Tech commercials. I wonder if this what they meant by "education for the future"?... hahahahaha
View ArticleWhen in Thailand...
Dave Corey snapchatted his Bangkok vacation experience with a ladyboy. Corey is now a living legend.
View Article10 Inch Problems
An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is...
View ArticleAfrican Sex Rituals
These insane sex rituals are from actual documentaries which later inspired "Cannibal Holocaust". I gotta warn you, this gets pretty disturbing and then it gets worse... and worse. ENJOY!
View ArticleFake Stripper High On Pharmaceuticals
Babbles the pornstar takes too much of something before ruining a scene where she plays a patron fucking stripper. Also featuring an awkward dude and his borderline gay friend as "the stripper...
View ArticleGIRL HAS DELAYED ORGASM
We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF?...
View ArticleThe Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time
We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten...
View ArticleTHE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS
101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it. HAHA! [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15] [SONG]
View Article10 Inch Problems
An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is...
View ArticleAwkward Asian Fellates 10 Dicks
I've never seen someone so happy to get gang banged in the mouth...but I guess anything beats being back home making soccer balls in the rice fields. [Full Scene: HERE] and [Her Other eFukt Appearance:...
View ArticleHow the Relationship Ended
Carlos, you mindless shitstain. There are two things you just don't fuck with in life: 1: Janice Dickinson during her testosterone therapy and 2: A woman's trust. Save the sneak attacks for when you...
View ArticlePlight of the Cuck
The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass...
View ArticleAm I Normal?
Nowadays, asking the creepy janitor guy about dicks is considered weird. But back in the day, he was the go to guy for good penis info.
View ArticleThe Skank Tank
Psychotically perverted Japanese porno directors have constructed a gigantic fish tank made for sexually tormenting cute teenagers. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]
View ArticleSexy Triple Amputee Needs Money
She can't finger or fist herself but this hot little monopod is making some extra cash nubbing at her vagina for tokens. FAP FAP FAPx∞² [Moar Cam Hoers: HERE] [Slut Song: HERE] [Broken Song: HERE]
View ArticleCrackhead Hates Anal
Inside an abandoned and/or bombed out building, Alfredo, the HIV immune crackwhore whisperer, has negotiated some condomless butt sex from the neighborhoods most ratchet cum dumpster. [SONG]
View ArticleShit Pornstars Say 2
The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]
View ArticleShe Quit Porn After This!
A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen...
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