PROOF: The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit
Not only do women work fewer hours than men, they choose different careers. Women are more interested in people, while men are more interested in things. They also take more browns to the Super Bowl...
View Article"I CANT, AND I WONT!"
Garth Algar goes to town on her squeeze box, producing some of the most questionable facial expressions I've seen since mark_paul_gosselaar_handjob_kfc.avi. Didn't happen to catch that one? You're...
View ArticleFuckin Jebaited
I'm all for experimentation (specifically in Home Depot's garden accessories section), but for real... like Jerry's Final Thought real: Eventually this behavior is going to end up with a perforated...
View ArticleMom Goals
Who the fuck comes up with these hybrid fetish flicks? Next time you producers want to get creative, how about coating a machete in Zoloft and fucking Logan Paul up the cornholio untul he's smiling...
View Article"Oops, I fucked my girlfriend retarded"
Sexual sideshow gets derailed when a rookie makes an unexpected trip to chromosome chasm. Life Lesson ##129: When you have the mental capacity of a chicken nugget, keep it in missionary position....
View ArticleThe CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]
Every good film deserves 4 sequels... and many moons ago I stumbled upon a select few degenerates that give less fucks about 'dignity' and 'clean STD tests' than the roster of the 1970 Lakers....
View ArticleCzech Porn is Still Horrible
This is essentially some sort of hybrid of a "Got Milk?" PSA and a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1-part health conscious, 291-parts bat-shit fucking aspergers. NEVER FORGET. [Full Movie]
View ArticleIncest Porn Finally Goes too Far
Overzealous producer does the unthinkable: Asks his lead actress to inhale a blob of her own mother's farm-fresh protein. But instead of saving a minisecule amount of self-respect for her own golden...
View ArticleDick Don't Fit
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View ArticleRacist Porn With a Twist Ending
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View ArticleKiki Killer
What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. [SOURCE]
View ArticleThe Cheaters Compilation
LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck away of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level angst in a female, I had to translate...
View ArticleUltra Beta
This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I...
View ArticleUltra Alpha
Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE...
View ArticleNOTHING is Impossible
Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free...
View ArticleDestiny Deville is Clinically Insane
Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lolz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack...
View ArticleWhite Girl Overload
Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the...
View ArticleFearless Teen Mom
I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION...
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