Awkward Moments in Porn 8
A special "BRUH" moment for clip #4. I honestly haven't seen a woman that concerned since I test ran the floor units in Home Depot's toilet bowl section after White Castle started selling their burgers...
View ArticleBackroom Bait and Switch
Classic case of overconfidence. If only she put as much research into this man's business model as she did into Instagram "fix my tits" filters, then maybe all of this could have been avoided. Ah well...
View ArticleBad Glory Hole Etiquette
7 samples into a hot dog warming party goes horribly wrong when one rogue cowboy says fuck all to the rules and slings his gentleman juice around like he's in the handicap stall at Country Buffet. The...
View ArticlePart Teacher, Part Sex Offender
Imagine that. A girl with 2 first names doing trailer park things and the footage coming back to bite her in the cornhole. Around these parts we call this phenomenon "Monday Afternoon". But for Mary...
View ArticleThe 5 Most Awful Scenes of 2020
Guys coming up short, Increasing Japan's tourism, Why not to go organic, Offending white college students and Incredible acts of self-reliance. This compilation covers more bases than Harvey Weinstein...
View ArticleThe Best of Public Fappers 2
Here it is. Round 2 in what is arguably the most offensive thing you can do in public besides mothershipping the handicap stall at Baskin Robbins. But unlike those shit gremlins - these titans of...
View ArticleWhere I Got My First Restraining Order
Imagine a community with no rules except "all the vag you can grab for the affordable price of $0". And it's not even behind the dumpster at a Floridian Denny's. Consider signing up - you'd be helping...
View ArticleCamgirl of the Decade
It's been 14 years of Efukt, so trust me when I say I know talent when I see it. Meet siswet. A girl that has cultivated a million Chaturbate followers by using her asshole to inhale anything without a...
View ArticlePornhub's Biggest Deviant
That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. Not even at the height of one of my patented Acid Trip + Red Lobster Biscuit wombo combo benders did I...
View ArticleCucked to Tears
First time I've seen a wife rental video where the girl and her hired gun are left more humiliated than the husband. 7 1/2 inches of New Orlean's finest essentially left them completely mute, save for...
View ArticleIncest Porn Worthy of an Oscar
Say hello to your new idol. He's a recent graduate from the WWE school of acting for the mentally challenged and still manages to pull more suburban MILF poon then a 4-starred gynecologist on YELP....
View ArticleEnergy Drinks and Alien Sex
A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed. [Full Scene: HERE]
View ArticleJust Japanese Things
An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.
View ArticleSteven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling
The mentally ill adopted daughter of billionaire Steven Spielberg wants to be financially independent. So, what does any strong empowered independent female do in 2020? Make an onlyfans account....
View ArticleA Site Actually Worth Paying For
Listen up zoomers: When it comes time to splurge those hanukkah nickles you've been hoarding - try making it a worthwhile investment like signing up here. It's basically guaranteed Return on Erection...
View ArticleCum Haters 2020
It's that time of year again. When degenerate girls jacked to the tits in daddy issues insist on doing it for tha gram but end up frail, fucked and forgotten. Not since the days of blindly acquiring...
View ArticleThe French Tickler
I proudly present "La Magique Buco Culo" or "The Magic Butt Hole. This feat of pure sphincter talent took years of blood, sweat and tears all culminating to this moment. Captured on webcam and entered...
View ArticleCELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS
Quarantined millionaire celebrities share their views on the pandemic and sing John Lennon's Imagine.
View ArticleAwkward Moments in Porn 9
Homing in on the 10-clip anniversary of offensive sexual acts among a global pandemic, and yet I remain hopeful. I mean hopeful that people in quarantine will continue to produce more reprehensible...
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