The Deal Breaker
Classic case of overconfidence. If only he put as much effort into his hygiene as she did into Walmart bathrooms she choose to get tattooed in, then maybe this permanent mark on his resume could have...
View ArticleAunt Opal and The Pnut Butter Virgin
A teenager confesses his first sexual experience. Based on a true story about a peanut butter sandwich, the dangers of masturbating, and how Aunt Opal made her nephew a man. A man with issues needing...
View ArticleVIRGIN vs PORNSTARS
Bangbros hosts a college party of pornstars and one attendee turns out to be an 18 year old virgin. Can this young incel overcome some gay adversity to finally lose his virginity to two pornstars?...
View ArticleThe Biggest Cuck on Earth Part 1
Don't let the dollar store Botox and short circuiting while trying to multiply 2 numbers together fool you: This 1-wife circus act has paved a new way for women across the the globe. Such as...
View ArticleAftershock
Show me a woman that puts this much emotion into her goose hole jabberwocky, and I'll show you the kind of 90-Day Fiance episodes actually worth watching. Now somebody knock down a retaining wall so...
View ArticleRE-Redefining Premature Ejaculation
It took 10 years, but we finally have a worthy rival for Tojiro "dribbledick" Akizawa. Technically our American contender lasted longer, but his performance wasn't exactly as well-received lolol
View ArticleMy Second Favorite Site on the Internet
Basically a sandbox for the most depraved, fatherless, not-afraid-of-having-their-tuna-bowl-fantasy-exposed-on-social media, clout-chasers on the Internet today. I'm talkin real independent women here....
View ArticleCovid-100
If there's one thing that never fails to flat-line a hardon - It's how far Japan is willing to go gate keep the title of Commander of Repulsive Sex Acts. So here's one that won't be getting beat any...
View ArticleShit Pornstars Say 3
I don't know which ANTIFA rally that last girl ditched to shoot this scene, but her hygiene makes about as much sense as the 43,000 volts she pretends are running through her labia every time a guy...
View ArticleModern Day Greek Tragedy
Meme Porn: Sometimes it's about as exciting as an audio book of Ted Cruz customizing a value meal at Burger King. But throw in a guy with 2 moms, pay him in dollar-store pastries -- and suddenly you've...
View ArticleCumming on Strangers
Meet Melody: A 33% shareholder in the trio of Italian incest freaks known as DollsCult. Apparently in between marathoning episodes of Metaloclypse and getting death threats for wiping their genitals...
View ArticleSocietal Decay Episode 1
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View ArticleSasha Grey is a Racist
Not the first time I've seen a girl that got me through those awkward high school years trying to erase her past, but it might be the most indisputable. Silly goose, you can't just replace us with...
View ArticleThe TikTok of Camwhores
First time squirters, prolapse-induced user-controlled climaxing and bittersweet ways to burn an entire paycheck just to get your name scribbled onto a whiteboard. Today's sponsor has more variety than...
View ArticleShit Pornstars Say 4
I imagine this is what happens when all of your knowledge of the English language comes from Pizza Hut commercials and TikTok. In fact, I may have just uncovered a form of communication so useless that...
View ArticleStewart's Guide to Anal Sex
Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy with more defined symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths...
View ArticleThe Future of Fucking
One country's quest for sexual satisfaction reaches it's peak, courtesy of a build-a-bear workshop for egg-drop rice boxes. It's hard to turn a blind eye to this actually being possible in 2020, but...
View ArticleGeneration WHY
Well boys, it's that time again. You know what I mean - The blurring of that line between 4 year liberal arts degree and independent woman as illustrated by a group of guys that consider the Ford F-150...
View ArticleYou Mother Fucker
Imagine reaching a point in your life where incest fantasies just aren't doing it for you anymore, so you unleash an even deeper mental illness and create some sort of hybrid, cabbage patch,...
View ArticleTear Jerkers
Every girl has a breaking point. Apparently Ashley Lane's is the highest percentage capsaicin cap·sa·i·cin / an active component of chili peppers; a chemical irritant / ointment money can buy. There's...
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