The Absolute WORST of OnlyFans
Round 2 for the most depraved, fatherless clout-chasers on the Internet as we know it today today. I'm talking about real deal independent women here. The kind that pay for their birth control with...
View ArticleBuggin' Out
I'm no expert in carrying on sexual relationships with something dirtier than Howard Stern's astroglide surprise... but I do know a thing or two about self-medication: And lady - you can't blame this...
View ArticleHow to Survive a Gangbang
The downside of crossbreeding compassion with an industry that considers rectal depth as a measuring stick for paycheck tiers? Every dude within the city boundaries will be socializing your cornhole...
View ArticleEducating a Glory Hole Rookie
Professional cuck-enabler Mariah Leonne takes a mouth-first dive into new territory; only to end up filming what may very well be the first "moment I changed teams" ever caught on video. For some...
View ArticleThe Truth Behind Girls Gone Wild
[what you know]: Anyone that's had a TV on after 1:00AM between the years 1997 and 2003 are still trying to get this fucking theme song out of their heads. [what you don't know]: Doug "hobgoblin"...
View ArticleTraumatizing Moments in Amateur Porn
More than enough reasons (see: 1) to never "try that thing i saw on the Internet with my girlfriend". Somewhere between the beef bazooka blowouts and frantically Google searching "how to get cat litter...
View ArticleA Crash Course in BBC
If the west side of Chicago had it's own edition of Rosetta Stone, I imagine it would look something like this. Undoubtedly the most abuse I've seen an Italian take since Rocco was subjected to this...
View ArticlePriceless Escort Experience
Hoe Chi Minh's first time at the fish market goes sour after realizing he should have spent the extra $20 at eros.com before dartboarding the bargain bin. Her defense for smelling like a Portugese...
View ArticleSound Cloud Rapper vs. Anal Sex
The reality of having less musical talent than an asthmatic hedgehog must have hit her like a sac of 90's PSA videos and she needed clout, badly. How can life get any worse you ask? Well... I'll let...
View ArticleThe Closest I Ever Got to a Pornstar
We're a good couple of years away from virtual odor transfers. So until then, you'll just have to fill the air with the aroma of your favorite Starbucks beverage and manipulate white girls like this at...
View ArticleSo... You Want to be a Pornstar?
Her body was a solid 6, and had less miles on it than an electric car at Stone Cold Steve Austin's cattle ranch - so just wat in the fuck was she thinking? And more importantly, what popular social...
View ArticleThe CAUGHT Compilation [2021]
Nothing says "the pandemic is over" quite like the uptick in girls increasing their social skank rank by 1-man-band act on the road. Nearly 13 acts of attention-whoring so unprecedented, you'll...
View ArticleEducating a Glory Hole Rookie
Professional cuck-enabler Mariah Leonne takes a mouth-first dive into new territory; only to end up filming what may very well be the first "moment I changed teams" ever caught on video. For some...
View ArticleAmazing Feats of Amateur Porn
There's 2 kinds of people in this world: Those who respect the human bodies maximum pounds-per-square inch tolerance. And those who do not. Guess which one is getting featured today? HINT:: They've...
View ArticleLana Rhoade's Biggest Regret
Contrary to appearance, leading role in the cornhole apocalypse of 2017 was not Miss Rhoade's specialty. Now that she's quit the biz, you could say her talents were more wasted than season 5 of The...
View ArticleSafe Sex FAIL
Gloryhole rookie "Emma" unequivocally accepts defeat and after Stewart's Magnum XL ventures into deeper waters. In other words: The flex went wrong HAHA
View ArticleThe DeVIRGINIZER
What's that old saying again? If a mint condition cornhole exists, Pierre Woodman will abuse it more than a penalty shot kicker from England? Unlike Snaggletooth McButtfuck over here, those three lads...
View ArticleAdvanced Sex Moves 2021
I'm all for testing boundaries, but caution should be advised if you want to attempt any of these yourself. Tip: When testing those Special Team plays you saw online, it's best to practice first....
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