Return of the Fucking King
Not since the Olsen twins eating disorders have I seen such misuse of a white girl's digestive system. Side note: Flattery isn't exactly my strong point, but I gotta admit: This man's organic reactions...
View ArticleCum Haters Anonymous 5
Do I even need to release a service bulletin at this point? Ladies; Next time you feel like exploring your options, put in about 18 seconds of research and MaNiFeSt what you're about to get into. Maybe...
View ArticleCAMTASTROPHES #3
Kinda want to emphasize those gravity bags reaching maximum velocity around the 5:00 minute mark. Jell-o has spent over 100 years trying to market physics like this and have failed miserably in...
View ArticleHow to Make a Girl From Okinawa Cum
Is it even possible to bring an oriental female to orgasm without the help of Bob Vila's signature series at this point? I don't know what evolutionary timeline they're living in over there, I can...
View ArticleThe Worst Male Orgasms EVER 2
Perhaps this can be classified as "small wiener compensation". It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegetarian BBQ get discouraged by their girl's complete lack of excitement. Building a...
View ArticleRussian Noob Can't Invade Sex Industry
Nope, not even giving you a participation trophy for this one. I've sat through episodes of The Golden Girls with more enthusiasm. FREE TIP: When geriatric sitcoms produce stiffer erections than ur...
View ArticleBad Boyfriends 3
The upside to being treated like the exhaust pipe of a Chevrolet El Dorado? Literally nothing. All you have to do is breath and the alpha male fantasy fan fiction will magnetize to you like a herpes...
View ArticleSouth America's Most Alpha Male
99.99% of men will never experience this man's life. He's got the negotiating skills of Elon Musk, the aura of a baconator and they've got no other options. It's a sexual combination you never knew you...
View ArticleMaximum Overcuck
What happens when you let your BBC-obsessed husband talk you into the kind of Smackdown WWE would be jealous of? Here's a hint: You end up booking a legendary Iron Man match, but there's no winner.
View ArticleYour ASS is Gonna Learn Today
free tip: Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpastes and I'm saving my g-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may appear to be innocent, but this is no sex noob. Despite leaking more...
View ArticleThe Worst of OnlyFanz IV
At this point I'm just respecting the hustle of being able to sell sex without ever being penetrated in front of a camera. Truly a spectacle in it's own right that leaves you trapped between vigorous...
View ArticleThis is Legal in Japan
If you're the kind of person that can enjoy peak sigma male behavior, then this is the video for you. I'm talking the kind of blueprint that guy who used to dress up as a latex demon and run into the...
View ArticleRaped Incel Goes on a Rampage
Today we're gonna look back into the history books. Our lesson includes everything from unadulterated violence, more than 5 flavors of that authentic shagged bush and even an appearance from an...
View Article20-year-old "Sex Pro" Can't Anal
Not old enough to leave Food Lion with a 6-pack of Bud Light, but she's already carrying a body count that would make a frat house blush? You'd think by the semi-centennial cock that went 1v1 with...
View ArticlePublic Degeneracy Volume 4
Nothing says alphachad like asserting dominance over affordable footwear. Special shoutout to Elon's protege's in the 2nd to last clip. Some go electric to save the planet. Others, to tell oil to fuck...
View ArticleChicken Nugget Warzone
Honestly can't say we've been exposed to this level of repulsive bullshit since the early days of the McRib sandwich. It's not the first time I've eaten bargain bin beef in a McDonald's parking lot,...
View ArticleThe Best of Public Masturbatorz 2022
Life Lesson #172: When entering into a partnership, be sure there are signed contractual agreements from both parties before taking action. Otherwise it's just you and that handful of expired meat they...
View ArticleREAL: E-Girl Takes Fan's Virginity
One half of MTV's greatest creation hits the fucking SIMP jackpot. She's Cameron Canela and before her IMDB sported titles like Don't Break Me Volume 6 and Republican Candidate Wife Swap she was...
View ArticleThe Caught Compilation 13
A special service bulletin for the female viewer(s). Next time you feel like exposing your rotten tator tot to the general public, read a couple chapters of Everything I Know About Women I Learned From...
View ArticleImagine Doing this During a Pandemic
3 years into a viral outbreak and Aiko literally can't curb her addiction to Chili Dogs & Chill. Judging by the video footage, this is both an ethics violation and a crash course on why you...
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