I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]
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POWER OF CAWK
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The Cum Hating Pornstar
You would think Krystal Steal would have been able to at least tolerate a facial after being in over 100 pornos, but no. Krystal winced and gagged her entire career, ending every scene with a jizzy thizz face.
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HOW TO AVERT A DEEP THROAT DISASTER
A blowjob scene is almost tragically ruined until this girl pulls off the porno play of the year and saves the day. Also featuring a cameo from Willem Dafoe. [Full Scene: HERE] [Remixes: HERE]
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The Bukkake Hate Comp
Lulzy fuck ups and wtf behind the scenes footage of what happens when girls don't like getting ejaculated on by over 50 guys. [Moar Human Kleenex: HERE and Song: HERE]
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The Impotent Wanna Be Pornstar
Meet Arnost, a self-proclaimed "sex machine" that thought he would be "very successful" in porn. Until a porn studio proved him very wrong by letting him embarrassingly try to fuck a real pornstar while 20 people watch. [S'MORE]
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The Natalia Borodina Video [Uncensored]
Well here it is, the uncensored video of a Natalia, hanging topless out of a speeding car window until her head fatally strikes a light post.
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Aspiring Porn Slut Ruins Set
And almost the whole scene too. Tina Blades is new face in porn. She's definitely got the looks and "skills", but most studios discourage against covering the set and costars with bile and feces. [More Here]
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Embarrassing Moments In Cam Whoring
AKA "Just Cam Girl Things". A funny little compilation of internet hoers and their shameful antics in the virtual prostitution industry. @eFuktdotcom [Moar Cam Hoers: HERE n HERE]
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Lobster Rapes Girl
The eighties were a pretty fuckin weird time. It was the decade that birthed consumer camcorders, VHS tapes, in-home pornography, crack cocaine, aids and most importantly this little gem of porno cinema.
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From CUTE to WTF in 10 Seconds
I once saw a girl's asshole give birth to a new language right in front of me. That was at the top of my 'porn I can't jack off to' list. And then... I watched this.
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Bad Boyfriends Two
A brand new compilation of asshole boyfriends utilizing their volunteer cumdumpsters as physical, emotional and sexual punching bags.
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Assimilating Dicks With A Speech Impediment
A.K.A. "Wittle Timmy Got Waped" A tale of 5'3 twinklord with the physique of a professional League of Legends player who needs professional help for his puffy rekt boy pussy. [SONG]
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Daughter Tricked Into Fisting Mom
The best porn to ever feature a reverse electra complex. [Full Scene: HERE]
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READY AIM FIRE
A civil war general once said, "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes". He lost that battle... but I like to think that the saying still applies for porno facials. Especially if your unloading a 1/2 pint of semen under high pressure. [Full Scene]
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Inflatable Butt Plug Fail
A totally adorable and wifeable Norwegian princess sporting a super blown out shit hole pushes her inflatable butt plug to catastrophic failure. She laughs it off like a boss, but a perforated colon can be deadly. [More]
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This Has to be a Record
How many times have I said sweet mother of Hulk Hogan, Asians are fucking crazy? Seventy nine. How many times did I actually mean it? ZEER-OH... until today. California, your wildfire problems have been solved.
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Can't Stop the Pollock
Layin pipe only has a few rules: Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible, develop stamina and maintain an erection harder than a bowl of soup. Not exactly a difficult list, but this Khokhol is determined to challenge at least 2 of those key items. GG NO RE
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Japan's Final Boss
1945: We drop the bomb
1946 - 2016: .............
2017: THIS
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Donnie's Feed and Seed
Around the 1:50 mark she denies a handful of the colonel's secret recipe. Uh uh. If that's her idea of cutting back on carbs, I'd love to know how she celebrates Thanksgiving. The real question is: How many 2for1 Golden Corral coupons does it take to make this transaction happen? I'm asking for a friend.
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Happy XMAS From eFukt
Bad judgement and holiday cheer combine forces like John McAffe and discounted hookers. Speaking of the scatmaster himself, he already gave us a gift nobody can top. BUY VERGE. When it's 2018, and you're knee deep in Cambodian cornhole island, remember who got you there.[Santa Baby] [SONG]
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