The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever
These two carpet munchers soul mates engage in dikey lesbo sex make passionate love and after cumming her brains out, she breaks into happy tears. Full Scene Here.
View ArticleThe Worst Tattoos in Porn
These tattoo's are so bad, the police leave them out of criminal descriptions to protect the victims. Seriously, these tattoo's so bad, Ed Hardy is going to shit bricks and revamp his next line based...
View ArticleThe Absurdity of Japanese Pornography
A last man standing circle jerk to the death with tranny power rangers from outer space... After decades of being forced to censor genitals, Japanese smut producers have lost their minds. See also:...
View ArticleRatchet Sex Tape Fails
Ratchet is what you get if a "ghetto hood rat" and a "chicken head" have a fatherless child that becomes a stripper or aspiring rapper with Tupac quotes for tattoo's and eight ratchet kids of their...
View ArticleBut She's Your Sister...
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View ArticleCzech Teens Porn Debut Ends In Tears
Pretty teen gives amazing first time performance until that really awkward moment when she realizes how the internet works and that everyone can watch her getting double teamed by Igor and the Czech...
View ArticleThe Meanest Breakdowns
In all the English language, there is no word to describe taking pleasure at someone's misfortunes. No opposite of envy. The German's call it "schadenfruede" and they were nazi's once. Full Scenes 1,...
View ArticleAwkward Guy Ruins Porn Shoot
A socially inept goober gets a job getting jerked off by a hottie and manages to fuck it up, dashing his dreams of porn stardom in the process. It's like the movie Rudy, if Rudy was thrown out the game...
View ArticleVitalyzdtv Does Bang Bus
When youtube prankster Vitaly from Vitalyzdtv isn't scaring black people with cops/zombies/jailbait and teaching betas how to kiss girls, he's hoping this video never see's the light of day... Sorry...
View ArticleThe Worst Tits in Porn
Flat-chested girls everywhere rejoice because there's worse things in life than having no tits. You could have weird tits and add implants, leaving you with gigantic weird sideshow tits... and back...
View ArticleU GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE
She just turned eighteen two months ago and got into porn as soon as possible. She never thought this would happen but luckily her co-star has some comforting words for her. Full Scene HERE.
View ArticleSexually Inexperienced And Terrified
True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't...
View ArticleThe Absurdity Of Japanese Pornography 2
Porn studio treats girl's asshole like a pokeball. Because in Japan, the more psychotic the idea, the better porn it makes. All while censoring the genitals... Cuz ya know, actual sex is just vulgar....
View ArticleThe Man With Two Dicks
Being born with a deformity is horrible, until you consider the possibility of having two big fully functioning cocks. In that case, it's winning the genetic lottery and gaining super human sexual...
View ArticleHow To Break Up With Your GF
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View ArticleShit Cam Whorez Do
It's funny, after a while you realize they are just like normal people. Only totally insane. Prolly from fapping over and over everyday, hours on end for sophisticated gentlemen like "BigDickRick",...
View ArticleAfter The Tijuana Donkey Show
What happens in Mexico gets filmed with a potato by cartel members drunk off corona lights. For some guys that love beheading the locals and smuggling drugs in their butts, they sure have weak stomachs.
View ArticleAwkward Moments In Porn
Like when you can't think of a description... cuz you realize everything you post is awkward... fuck... [Full Scenez: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]
View ArticleThe Anal Full Nelson
When an Azn teenager is reluctant to finish getting ass fucked, it's this guy's cue to utilize a pro-wrestling style submission maneuver and ride it home. Featuring acting so good Kirk Cameron would...
View ArticleUnnecessary Break Down Girl
Super hot and possibly bipolar Romanian cam girl is having a bad day. She just can't figure out why these "cheap assholes" want to see her naked and complains how she only makes $70k+ a year for this...
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