OOPZ, LOST TEH DILDO
Losing an 8 inch dildo in in a girls ass can have some consequences beyond fecal flavoring. If you can't get it out, the shoot is over and it's an awkward trip to the hospital with an unhappy porn...
View ArticleAfter The Tijuana Donkey Show
What happens in Mexico Chile gets filmed with a potato by cartel members drunk off corona lights. For some guys that love beheading the locals and smuggling drugs in their butts, they sure have weak...
View Article18 Y/O Asians Make The Worst Sex Noises
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View ArticleI don't remember this in Robocop
Turns out the 1987 original was supposed to be even more violent. With the new remake getting a PG-13 rating, with it comes the almost certainty to destroy the ultra-violent badass awesomeness of...
View ArticlePsycho Swamp Sluts
He got the absolute finest whores backpage.com has to offer (under $150) to go troll PETA while vacationing in the Florida bayous. At least he's telling the truth when he tells his wife its a hunting...
View ArticleThe Viewers Of Efukt
All you fukr's are awesome! Thanks for the emails, tips, submissions, everything. Love all the support from you crazy assholes. If you have the balls to weird out your friends and relatives, follow the...
View ArticleThe Biggest Whore In History
For a hooker/pornstar, she honestly seems like one of the nicest people ever... Even if her butthole looks like the queen alien from "Starship Troopers" and possibly carries multiple strains of the...
View ArticleWTF Of The Year
Shy Hungarian eighteen year old with a love for sadistic anal meets up with Rocco. Everything goes pretty fucking good until she pulls off a hadouken in over-sharing. SONG and FULL 30+ MIN SCENE .
View ArticleShit Cam Whorez Do
It's funny, after a while you realize they are just like normal people. Only totally insane. Prolly from fapping over and over everyday, hours on end for sophisticated gentlemen like "BigDickRick",...
View ArticleThe Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5
Every ratchet skank that waddles off the New Jersey greyhound with hopes of porn stardom is sent to meet the grand wizard of trash talk. Many leave with their dreams, orifices and self-esteem...
View Article18 Y/O Asians Make The Worst Sex Noises
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View ArticleThe Most Pathetic Lesbian Scene Of All Time
Some women that happen to look like rejected "Lord of the Rings" characters find themselves in a cheap hotel room, making a porn movie so atrocious that even the producer wouldn't show up to film it....
View ArticleThe Duke University Feminist Pornstar
Belle Knox is cute, smart enough for an ivy league college and got her name by mixing a Disney princess with an alleged murderer. My kinda girl! Except for the small fact that a feminist doing facial...
View ArticleThe Downfall of the Giggliest Pornstar
Remember that 91 pound, high-on-life ballerina with the the boner-inducing nervous laugh? It seems m'lady's porn career may have shit itself. Here she can be seen reduced to bedding a black man with C...
View ArticleORGASMS FROM HELL
I think we all know what really happened to that Malaysian airplane, as we've all seen Donnie Darko and know about the government cover up... But hey, all I'm really trying to say is that at least the...
View Article11 of Craziest Orgasms Ever
I think we all know what really happened to that Malaysian airplane, as we've all seen Donnie Darko and know about the government cover up... But hey, all I'm really trying to say is that at least the...
View ArticleBUT DADDY IT HURTS!
Backpage's finest goes by "daddy's baby anal queen" and she aspires for greatness via her butthole. The only problem is she hates anal and her possibly worm-infested colon is so tight, it's like trying...
View ArticleThe Best of Naked Protesters
No matter what the cause, there are always attention starved hippies wanting to get naked in support of stuff. Eating meat, women's rights, fur, politics, the environment... No one cares... Everyone's...
View ArticleHow to Ruin Your Vagina
Yeah sure, looks neat now, but wait for the follow up video in a year where the labia is hanging like two flappy pancakes with weird scar holes looking like some shit outta hellraiser. GIF.
View ArticleThe Giggliest Girl in Porn Returns
What weighs 95 pounds, likes the look of cock, and gets messy at the Arizona glory hole? Yeah, that chick. Personally she annoys me to death, but some of you fukr's can't get enough. Full Scene HERE.
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